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REALLY BAD PICK UP LINES!

Can I borrow some change? ["What for?"] I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyhow.

The word of the day is 'LEGS', lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you know that your outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name is [Insert Name], but you can call me 'Lover'.

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Can I flirt with you?

[Look at their shirt label. When they say "What are you doing" say this:] Checking to see if your the right size.

Fuck me if i'm wrong but dont you want to kiss me?

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So... How am I doin?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Say, thats a nice [article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my number, could I have yours instead?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

I hope you know first aid, 'cause you take my breath away.

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

[Grab thier bottom and say:] Pardon me, is this seat taken.

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