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MAD THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT!



Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Grimance painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut up!"

Shave

Crack open Your briefcase or purse and, while peering inside, ask "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Leave a box between the doors.

Burp, and then say, "Mmmmmm, tasty!"

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a glove puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through it".

Start a sing-along

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your mobile?"

Play the harmonica.

Shadow box.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Say "DING!!!" at each floor.

Lean against the button panel.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to other passengers that this is your "personal space".

Say "I wonder what alll these do", and push all the buttons.

Bring a chair along.

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Announce in a demonic voice, "i must find a more suitable host body!"

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear "X-RAY SPECS" & leer suggestively whan anyone presses a button.

Stand silent and motinless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the doors, then act embarrased when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting into the elevator with a warm handshake and welcome them aboard. Also ask the to call you Admiral.

Do "Tai Chi" excercises.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce "I've got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet other passengers that you can fit a coin in your nose.

Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go", and the sigh and say "Oops!"

Sing "This little piggy" while continually pressing buttons.

Shout "Chutes away" whenever the elevator descends.

Sell scout cookies.